"Let your friends know that they're about to enter the home of a world class farter"
The brown stuff is called coir. It's made from coconuts.
Each mat has a non-slip backing made from PVC
Size matters! These mats are big. They measure 30" x 18" x 0.5"
Step 1) Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Step 2) Hose it down...or else it gets the hose again.
Step 3) Let it dry.
PROUDLY PRINTED IN THE USA
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. We don't ship to the moon...yet.
If you place your order before 2pm EST we'll start processing your order same day. If you place your order after 2pm we still might be able to process your order same day.
We ship from New Jersey. Orders generally ship withing 48 hours and we ship using USPS or FEDEX
If you're not happy with your doormat we'll take it back for a store credit or refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within two weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the 'Complete Orders' link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.