"Big Mac, Mc D.L.T., a QuarterPounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish,
a Hamburger, a Cheeseburger, a Happy Meal, McNuggets,
tasty golden French Fries, regular and larger size,
and Salads, Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental,
Big-Big Breakfast, Egg McMuffin, Hot-Hotcakes and Sausage,
maybe Biscuits, Bacon, Egg and Cheese or Sausage, Danish, Hash Browns, too, and for dessert: Hot Apple Pies, and Sundaes, three varieties, a Soft-Serve Cone, three kinds of Shakes, and Choc’laty Chip Cookies, and to drink: a Coca-Cola, diet Coke, and Orange Drink, a Sprite, and Coffee, Decaf, too, a Lowfat Milk, also an Orange Juice.
I Love McDonald’s Good Time, Great Taste,
and I get this all at one place."
The brown stuff is called coir. It's made from coconuts.
Size matters! These mats are big. They measure 30" x 18" x 0.5"
Step 1) Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Step 2) Hose it down...or else it gets the hose again.
Step 3) Let it dry.