1. Every time your friends enter their home, they find you on the porch. We mean the doormats gifts. You’ll be always on their mind (use your evil laugh here).
2. Help your friends to express visiting expectations with jokes: “I hope you told us you are coming over”. Your name shall be spoken again - you’ll be blamed for the message.
3. Your friends can check who’s “republicant” and who’s “democrap”, or who has any sense of humor or not at all, right there at the door.
2. You again?
6. Hell inside!