The wise man Homer Simpson once said: "the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time”. Exactly your point? Tired of hearing about politics? Here is how to tell everyone you hate conservatives and you really fucking hate liberals (aka you do not care anymore):
Tell them to do more, and talk less
For sure you have those friends that say that off they go if that douchebag is re-elected. Tired of their threats of living our lovely country? Wish them well with this Hasta la vista doormat.
Make them reflect about the essence of life
Fed up with all those vocal people on social media? Post some kitten photos there, and then show at your door what you care about:
- Chilling out with friends and smoke weed everyday.
- Loving the friends that show respect with beer.
- Making bacon, when friends do not disturb.
Shoosh them from your porch
- Leave a note next to your doorbell “Here for politics?”, and complement the message with Stay the fuck out doormat.
- State clearly that Trumps are not allowed, and make them choose to wipe (or not) their shoes on Trump's face.
- Show them the Don't tread on me, if they dare to put their feet down on you with their political opinions.