We hope you are not here for tips on how to impress your guests with the perfect summer BBQ party. If you want to read about steaks and decorations, go somewhere else. Here we talk about Bison style summer parties:
Disgust your family
Why not? Check their faces after they read your doormat!
- Show them your expectations and try the fart noise doormat: what else would they expect after all that food and drinks?
- Families are not perfect, but shitty. Invite them in with the welcome to the shit show doormat, and ask them to sing along with you: “shiiiit show, shiiit show”.
Pick a non-theme
Country style? Twine & twigs? Games? Not your style. You want to eat well, chill out and enjoy conversations.
- If guests did not read your invitation, make clear the chill-out message at the door: we hope you brought weed.
- Use go fuck yourself doormat. That’s what they will get, if they change the relaxing atmosphere with “fun activities”.
Forbid tiring conversations
Show your guests you had enough of those serious topics that everyone talks about.
- Let your doormat to warn them: democraps and republicants or Trumps are not allowed.
- Religion is forbidden too. And fuck taxes!
For those that don’t take you seriously, show where you will invite them to sit: Guest pillow.