You are such a whiner! Stop complaining about your annoying neighbors! Fight back, and be an annoying neighbor yourself. Here is how to put people in their place:
Send bold gifts
Do you have nosy neighbors? Tell them to get a life and send them a Fuck off mix as a gift. You are thinking now of a reason to send them a gift? You are so sweet (stop!). Just send that doormat message today!
Set up malefic plans
Your uptight neighbors go around and ask you and other neighbors to “keep it down”? Watch your television as loudly as possible, and when they come at your door (choose the correct answer, and do not disappoint us!):
- Deliver fake apologies.
- Tell them you are deaf in one ear, and make them feel bad.
- Let them read, in silence, your doormat: "Here for the gangbang?"
Show them pragmatism
Hating already your neighbors that always have a plan to improve something in your community and make angels of us all? Next time, they knock at your door with a plan to make your community great again, have this doormat ready: "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth".
What if your neighbors do not crack? You are not trying hard enough. Keep Bison them!